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I have a confession to make.
I enjoy picking on retarded people.
Please, before I get stoned and condemned by the general gaming community, let me explain myself.
This is something I'm not proud of. I have gone to group meetings seeking help for this disease of mine. I have sought out intervention from close friends. I have paid specialists to see if they can determine the root of my problem. I have even asked God for forgiveness for this sin of mine.....
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Oh hell, who am I kidding? Who the fuck doesn't enjoy picking on the mentally challenged in a video game? Anyone who has played MMOs before knows they're the gathering place of some of the most ape shit retarded people on the entire planet. (It's been a proven scientific fact. Seriously.) I am a firm believer that by giving retarded people a hard time, we increase the average IQ of the gaming community. I don't know about you, but I enjoy playing a game with people who not only possess basic reading comprehension skills, but also the ability to prevent themselves from drooling and basic bladder control. (Very hard to do for some apparently).
Throughout my travels in Vanguard, I have noticed that this game (like many before), have an absurdly high population of retards. I felt compelled to act and do my part in ridding a good game of this infestation. And so our story begins with a KGB member... (are you surprised? lol)
Allow me to introduce to you Bloodrose of KGB.
The target was reasonably suspicious and even displayed a hint of intelligence by asking who I was. But you know... she's KGB. Come on! I refuse to believe any amount of intelligence can be found within KGB or their members. So I proceeded...
At this point my hopes dimmed. Maybe I was wrong? Maybe KGB doesn't recruit from a pool of mentally challenged? Maybe... they're actually a really good guild and won't fall for stupid ass traps like mine...
Well... there goes that theory. Back to my original assumption that the entire KGB roster is "special." I thus proceeded with my heinous murder plot.
First off, I had to get Bloodrose somewhere remote and discreet. I learned this from watching cheesy murder movies. If you're going to kill someone, make sure it's in some remote alleyway.
She never even saw it coming...
One thing I will give KGB credit for: They might not have the smarts, but they sure are damn polite.
I enjoy picking on retarded people.
Please, before I get stoned and condemned by the general gaming community, let me explain myself.
This is something I'm not proud of. I have gone to group meetings seeking help for this disease of mine. I have sought out intervention from close friends. I have paid specialists to see if they can determine the root of my problem. I have even asked God for forgiveness for this sin of mine.....
.....
.....
.....
Oh hell, who am I kidding? Who the fuck doesn't enjoy picking on the mentally challenged in a video game? Anyone who has played MMOs before knows they're the gathering place of some of the most ape shit retarded people on the entire planet. (It's been a proven scientific fact. Seriously.) I am a firm believer that by giving retarded people a hard time, we increase the average IQ of the gaming community. I don't know about you, but I enjoy playing a game with people who not only possess basic reading comprehension skills, but also the ability to prevent themselves from drooling and basic bladder control. (Very hard to do for some apparently).
Throughout my travels in Vanguard, I have noticed that this game (like many before), have an absurdly high population of retards. I felt compelled to act and do my part in ridding a good game of this infestation. And so our story begins with a KGB member... (are you surprised? lol)
Allow me to introduce to you Bloodrose of KGB.
The target was reasonably suspicious and even displayed a hint of intelligence by asking who I was. But you know... she's KGB. Come on! I refuse to believe any amount of intelligence can be found within KGB or their members. So I proceeded...
At this point my hopes dimmed. Maybe I was wrong? Maybe KGB doesn't recruit from a pool of mentally challenged? Maybe... they're actually a really good guild and won't fall for stupid ass traps like mine...
Well... there goes that theory. Back to my original assumption that the entire KGB roster is "special." I thus proceeded with my heinous murder plot.
First off, I had to get Bloodrose somewhere remote and discreet. I learned this from watching cheesy murder movies. If you're going to kill someone, make sure it's in some remote alleyway.
She never even saw it coming...
One thing I will give KGB credit for: They might not have the smarts, but they sure are damn polite.